Look Ma, I'm Blogging.....
I'm actually just leaving the TV on while I'm doing MRQ and of course the TV keeps interrupting my thoughts. Thoughts like these:
Al Gore - where was the cutoff music for the past 20 years? We could have used it a long time ago.
Cameron Diaz is not pretty. Period.
Most of these people are giant jackasses. Including Ben Affleck
Mark Wahlberg is no where near as talented - or hot - as his older, more accomplished brother Donnie. Besides, an overproduced remake of Good Vibrations can never, ever compare to "Step by Step"
It's amazing that the academy would highlight the stark contrast between the Golden Age of cinema and current day. I don't even think they knew they were doing it.
The two babes who presented the award for best costume were dressed heinously. Those dresses were illegal. They should have hired me.
more to come, I'm sure....
In case of the slim chance you'll win an Oscar, you might want to learn English. Or at least fake a clear enunciation.
Tom Cruise, you're useless. It doesn't matter that you're short - there are tons of hot, short guys. You however, are washed up, empty, and a waste of airtime and violate my span of attention. Now get off my lawn.
Ah, Gwinnie Paltrow. The graduate of the Karenna Gore Simpering Princess School of acting...
There is a director who looks remarkably like a showered, somewhat sane and respectable and of course NOT lice-infested Michael Moore. I know it's hard to imagine, folks. The visual helped.
Right now, it's 55 degrees in Death Valley.
As of 9:17, Pete Fanning has visited this site
14 times today.
I miss pizza.
Robert Downey Jr. hasn't put himself out of my misery yet. But he sure looks like he's on something...
How did Nicole Kidman make her neck disappear?
Cate Blanchette looks outstanding.
Not much can top an Irish accent.
Oh for the love of God. Not George Clooney.
Plus, Jennifer Hudson. I mean good for her. But how can you thank God, say God bless, and then say, "Oh My God"???
"In case you were wondering where Jerry Seinfeld has been..." No as a matter of fact, I KNOW
where Jerry Seinfeld has been. He's been hiding from the fallout of defending a racist ranter.
Pardon me while I hit the mute button. There is no room in my life to be preached to by Al Gore.
Hooray! Gustavo Santoalalla! He is a genius!
As if I wasn't already out of steam... it's J. Lo.... and the dreamgirls
Melissa Etheridge is even more tiring. She has no idea what "inspiring" means. And no honey, we don't need another generation to "change the world". Y'all f'd it up the first time, so please, take your bald man and sit down....
Update: I agree with Jib. It IS insufferable. It's also a stark reminder of how important it is for us normal people to understand that our perceptions of reality are valid and real. And, it's a comical contrast.
Kate Winslet. Classic. Scarlett Johansen is a mockery of class compared to Kate.
WTF! Didn't this Philip Michael Thomas take a shower? Sober up?
Excellent - Helen Mirren. Next time leave your purse at your seat honey.
Now a word from our sponsor. Using an excellent, classic song by the Pogues
Forrest Whittaker lost me... what was that.
Diane Keaton looks fantastic
The Departed wins. I have no idea if it would be worth the 9.50 to see. If it has Leonardo DiCrappio I'll pass.
Alright. No more feisty left in me, the cold has taken care of that. nite all.
Libellés : jerks and idiots