Oh Ann....

You silly girl

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

I Saw Dat!

(the following commentary is not directed to regular readers of TC or the general normal and well adjusted population)


Hey uhm....

I know some of you aren't very smart out there so listen up. This advice won't cost you anything and you don't have to process it through your insurance company.

When you type words into a search engine like google and hit "search", you're followed by a second choice that believe it or not, makes a big difference.

Because if for whatever reason the combination of words brought you to a blog, let's say one called The Unconfidentials, the blogger knows the following;

- What words you used
- What time you came here to their blog, and in most cases;
- Where you work, and sometimes, what department.

I know it's hard, but think about these things. Please.

By the way, it's too late now. You might as well stick around.

So As A Person With Food In Your Mouth, You Have A Couple Of Responsibilities

Well, you have multiple. But let's start with these:

#1: Don't make smacking noises. This can be solved by chewing with your mouth closed and breathing through your nose. Most people are physically and cognitively capable of doing this.

#2: Under no circumstances should you speak. Ever. This can be solved by having common courtesy, manners, and a basic lack of barbarism. Most people are physically and cognitively capable of doing this. If you are, at the moment, behaviorally incapable of doing this, you can be trained.

And if you are physically and cognitively capable, but unwilling to do either of the above, you should look out because you deserve what's coming to you.