Guinness is my new Hero

(in honor of St. Pat's)

An Ode To Guinness:













To the ale of the gent I most
recently hate
I stand corrected - and hat I ate.
For your patron saint hath
donned unto me
Multiple rounds of black ale free.
And morning arrived with
prayers in tow:
"What is amiss?
I've forgotten so!"
Yet nature reminds with
gentility
Said plumbing was after all able, you see:
Get thy Dump On,
thy Fair Deuce,
nature has blessed
with the tact of zeus.
What once was lost - now is won!
Finally, finally,
I Got The Job Done!