Hold the Ketchup... (take my wife, please)

Here's a lovely bit of bathroom reading for you. The Smoking Gun has published John Kerry's hotel rider and other fun bits.

I can't link to it without Court TV's permission apparently, but I recommend going to TSG and searching or getting it through Drudge.

If you're too lazy, here's a few bits that provided me with some post-migraine comic relief:

"NEVER order - Tomato based products or Sandwiches"

"JK hates Celery"

"The phone and ability to order movies in suite should always be ready for JK's arrival. I know these things may seem trivial but they make JK very happy"

If I were a man married to the missus, those movies would make me pretty happy, too....