dimanche, avril 09, 2006

What A Crock of Doodle-Doo


This was posted on Yahoo's home page last night under their news headlines section. A few things occured to me immediately:

1) Millions of women with mitral valve prolapse should be checking out any second. This should have happened in epidemic proportions in the late 90's.

2) Our economy is pretty darned good right now so watch out for falling bodies.

3) We are the hardest working nation in the world and our economic prosperity and our freedom are a testament to our hard work.

4) Boy those folks on the prairie had it easy.

And last but not least... how irresponsible is it to say "Strong Economy May Create Heart Attacks".

Really guys, come on.

3 Comments:

Blogger Aaron said...

Ancient book may be covered in human skin???

The Necronomicon!

6:20 PM, avril 09, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Yeah... I know my limitations this weekend...concentrating on one very disturbing headline at a time!

(yech!)

6:24 PM, avril 09, 2006  
Blogger Aaron said...

I might steal that one. I read the article.

8:19 PM, avril 09, 2006  

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