Crazy Old Boyfriend Quotes
"My lifelong wishes have been fulfilled: a drippin' wet woman in a bathrobe holding a pot of mashed potatoes"
- Time-pressed prep for dinner, Christmas 2005, insane (but funny) ex-boyfriend
"I think I am going to change my name to Tortilla The Hun"
- Tex Mex breakfast. Date and time undocumented, somewhere on the east side, 2006
- Time-pressed prep for dinner, Christmas 2005, insane (but funny) ex-boyfriend
"I think I am going to change my name to Tortilla The Hun"
- Tex Mex breakfast. Date and time undocumented, somewhere on the east side, 2006
posted by Phelony Jones at 1:16 PM
7 Comments:
Christmas 2006? Did I fall asleep for 8 months again?
Besides... holding a pot of mashed potatoes is only sexy if the masher is still standing in it. ;)
oops, well, they were drafts!
are you talking about feet?
Actually I was talking about the potatoe mashing implement... you know... the metal thing with the handle that you use to mash the potatoes.
Note to self... if you have to explain the joke, then it's not funny. Nevermind.
lmao, it gave a funny and disturbing I Love Lucy visual!
HA HA... that is disturing if not somewhat... nevermind. ;)
C'mon...those are better than "I rzltmkused to watch a lot of MASH." ?
Oh yes. That was when we were going to open our own mexican restaurant: El Gato Del Fuego. Yes, The Burning Cat.
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