dimanche, juin 18, 2006

Dear Natalie

My Dear Natalie.

I think you might want to sit down for this one.

You have been separated from real life for a long time now. I understand that success and being voted into office and working for the media, tends to do this to people. Being in a vacuum is a tough spot, especially when you aren't aware that you're in a vacuum.

Now, there's something you need to be aware of. And I have to tell you a story in order to illustrate it, so bear with me. There are no cameras nearby so I realize this might be a stretch.

To the media, you are p0rn. You're eye candy. To the rest of us you're just The Fat One with the fat mouth, but to the media, you're a peep show.

And you are pretty much like one of these girls gone wild scenes. Or a p0rn star. For a short time, you draw a crowd, some people get their jollies and watch your antics, maybe some of them take some pictures. But at the end of the day, nobody cares about who you are. But they got their rocks off watching you.

You're p0rn to the media. You're an opportunity. They don't care about you, in fact they are USING YOU.

And no, they aren't your friends. No, they don't care about your opinions. You serve their purposes.

You like the attention when you act out but when it dies down, you're wondering why nobody's calling you back. I mean, you put out and all. But it hasn't translated to anything permanent, like credibility...long term success.

It's because you're easy. You are a sure thing. You have devalued yourself to the point of only being good for a few jollies. Do you like that?

You're not associated with being an artist anymore. You're associated with being stupid. You don't know this or how bad it actually has gotten, but you are incredibly dumb. Even the dumb are pointing at you and saying how dumb you are.

That's pretty bad.

5 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

Wait. So you mean putting out doesn't get you love? Ok... now that's just crazy talk. ;)

7:12 AM, juin 18, 2006  
Blogger K. Carpenter said...

Wow- that's telling it like it is. It is a shame that these girls have done this.

Country music fans are very loyal, unless musicians do something this stupid.

6:04 PM, juin 18, 2006  
Blogger Kate said...

Why does she remind me of Monica Lewinsky??

10:59 PM, juin 18, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Kate, it's because you could drive a Mack truck through that yapper!




....strongbad strikes again

11:02 PM, juin 18, 2006  
Blogger Chris said...

PJ PJ PJ what an outfingstanding post if there was a blog post hall of fame that post should be on its was to it for enshrinement.

did you figure out I liked this post ;)

12:25 AM, juin 19, 2006  

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