Dear Sir or Madman...

...true story. My buddy SliverTomCat wrote a letter with this greeting. She IM'd this phrase to me at about the perfect time on a Friday afternoon.

Speaking of Madmen. Our favorite one Saddam Hussein ended his grueling four hour hunger strike, after missing just one meal.

What a fricking amateur. The big bully can murder hundreds of thousands but couldn't hold his own in a room full of 22 year-old models. Saddam, you big powder puff, leave fasting and not eating to the professionals. You know, a bunch of young women who are far more skilled at this than you are.

Wimp.