Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?
I just felt like sayin' it :O)
posted by Phelony Jones at 9:12 PM
jeudi, juin 22, 2006
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- Nom : Phelony Jones
- Lieu : Milwaukee, United States
Live from the Front Range of Colorado. This is the incomplete story of my so-called Vintage Life.
Something old, something new, some things I hope work never sees.
My core belief is in being the master of my own parade.
I hope you enjoy reading my spry, off-kilter spew as much as I enjoy writing it.
10 Comments:
"Hold on... let me take a good look at it."
No... that'll get a guy's head taken right off.
"Well, this blog doesn't make you look fat."
That's like throwing a rock at a hornet's nest isn't it?
"Not at all... black is very slimming"
Wait... I can just hear the next line... "So you're saying a different color blog makes me look fat?"... so that's no good.
"Actually... this blog makes you look too thin. Why don't you feed your blog more?"
Somehow that still seems like it could get someone in trouble.
"No, of course not."
That's really the only safe answer isn't it... as long as you do it reflexively without thinking about it. Why do women ask questions like that anyway? ;)
Fat? Oh honey please, you are wearing the hell out of that blog!
Wooo work it girl, work it!
Good answer, Nick.
Or,
"That's the blog I hoped you'd be wearing tonight" would work too!
or
"That's my favorite blog on you"
or
"If you just aren't feeling that blog tonight, then don't wear it. Save it for a day when you do"
the last one is probably the safest!!!
("Work it" works, too!)
PS Nick, this was going to be a response to your weight loss blogging, but I kind of cut it short at the headline. How's that for slimming it down?
Who cares? You've got a great personality.
suckup. you just want my vote. you don't care about me....
sniffle....
Cutting it short at the headline... is that blogging anorexia?
blogorexia, bloglimia?
Well I think it would have to be blogorexia. I think if you posted a ton of stuff, then deleted it all from your archives in one big purge... that would be bloglimia.
My problem is I'm always honest. I hate suck-ups, therefore I hate sucking up.
"I'm not crazy about the blog, but it's your decision, not mine. I really liked the blog you had on yesterday."
Hence, my perpetual singleness.
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