jeudi, juin 22, 2006

Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?

I just felt like sayin' it :O)


Blogger Nick said...

"Hold on... let me take a good look at it."

No... that'll get a guy's head taken right off.

"Well, this blog doesn't make you look fat."

That's like throwing a rock at a hornet's nest isn't it?

"Not at all... black is very slimming"

Wait... I can just hear the next line... "So you're saying a different color blog makes me look fat?"... so that's no good.

"Actually... this blog makes you look too thin. Why don't you feed your blog more?"

Somehow that still seems like it could get someone in trouble.

"No, of course not."

That's really the only safe answer isn't it... as long as you do it reflexively without thinking about it. Why do women ask questions like that anyway? ;)

9:26 AM, juin 23, 2006  
Blogger sliverthetomcat said...

Fat? Oh honey please, you are wearing the hell out of that blog!
Wooo work it girl, work it!

1:09 PM, juin 23, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Good answer, Nick.


"That's the blog I hoped you'd be wearing tonight" would work too!


"That's my favorite blog on you"


"If you just aren't feeling that blog tonight, then don't wear it. Save it for a day when you do"

the last one is probably the safest!!!

("Work it" works, too!)

1:57 PM, juin 23, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

PS Nick, this was going to be a response to your weight loss blogging, but I kind of cut it short at the headline. How's that for slimming it down?

8:10 PM, juin 23, 2006  
Blogger Aaron said...

Who cares? You've got a great personality.

8:48 PM, juin 23, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

suckup. you just want my vote. you don't care about me....


9:44 PM, juin 23, 2006  
Blogger Nick said...

Cutting it short at the headline... is that blogging anorexia?

6:22 PM, juin 24, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

blogorexia, bloglimia?

10:31 PM, juin 24, 2006  
Blogger Nick said...

Well I think it would have to be blogorexia. I think if you posted a ton of stuff, then deleted it all from your archives in one big purge... that would be bloglimia.

6:38 PM, juin 25, 2006  
Blogger Joey said...

My problem is I'm always honest. I hate suck-ups, therefore I hate sucking up.

"I'm not crazy about the blog, but it's your decision, not mine. I really liked the blog you had on yesterday."

Hence, my perpetual singleness.

1:20 AM, juin 26, 2006  

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