jeudi, juin 01, 2006

Team Aniston

Yes, she's abnormally perfect.

38, perfect posture, perfect hair, perfect body, no cellulite?

Props lady, I give mad props!


Blogger Chris said...

and she got to sleep with Brad Pitt I believe her life to do list is complete.

10:03 PM, juin 01, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

with every due ounce of respect, sir, Mr. Pitt got to sleep with Ms. Aniston!

10:18 PM, juin 01, 2006  
Blogger Aaron said...

I didn't get to sleep with either one of them...

10:52 PM, juin 01, 2006  
Blogger Billiam said...

Wow, those legs! *sigh* I'll still take Jacklyn Smith circa Charlie's Angels, or Michelle Pfifer. Classic Beauties.

7:36 AM, juin 02, 2006  
Blogger Nick said...

If that skirt was any shorter... I'd need a cigarette.

I'm not complaining mind you...

8:16 AM, juin 02, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Aaron, it's okay. Brad Pitt is a marked man now. You aren't missing out on much, maybe a few stds???

Bill wouldn't she be a classic beauty? I think so. and Nick... I am glad Jen could be of service :)

9:41 AM, juin 02, 2006  
Blogger sliverthetomcat said...

Stunning good looks and tons of talent. I second the mad props to Ms. Aniston. You go girl!

1:55 PM, juin 02, 2006  
Blogger mavprops said...

billy madison once said, "sooo hot, want to touch the heinie."

2:32 PM, juin 02, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Well, it's almost right there in reach!

3:10 PM, juin 02, 2006  
Blogger Scott D. Feldstein said...

Okay, she's not repulsive hag by any stretch. But she also is the kind of televisoin beauty that I have come to loath. She's so perfect as to be non-descript. My eyes slide right off her, finding no purchase whatsoever. No, give me Jewel. Give me the girl at the Taco Bell. Give me anyone else.

9:16 PM, juin 02, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Scott, the only reason your eyes slide off her is those legs are too teflon smooth to hold your steely gaze!

10:56 PM, juin 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonyme said...

Thanks for the pic Phel. It has made my day.

To Ms. Aniston, if for any reason you need help shaving your legs, please call me. I will offer my services at no charge.

1:42 PM, juin 03, 2006  
Blogger *Belle* said...

That's hot.

6:52 PM, juin 04, 2006  
Blogger Truly said...

13 comments already?

More proof that sex sells.

3:28 PM, juin 05, 2006  
Blogger Scott D. Feldstein said...

I'm all about sex and seeing some female skin. I just like my women to look like real human beings and not some computer-generated amalgam of "perfect" features. Don't you ever glance at fashion magazines in the supermarket checkout aisle and think the women pictured on the covers don't look quite ...real?

Perhaps I'd like Jen better in person, wearing a baseball cap, sweats, sans makeup, sans shower. I'm sure even she must have chinks in her beauty armor that would make her seem more accessible.

3:28 PM, juin 10, 2006  

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