Long Ago, In a Hospital Far, Far Away....

Someone realized they made a mistake. A loud one at that...

A quiet child who would fall asleep whenever laid down was brought into the world. Her face never needed to be wiped, she was tiny, wide-eyed, and caused very, very little trouble.

...which she realized wasn't working. Since that day, the world has never been the same.

and since that day, thorns have been in sides, calls have not been returned, and millions of iced grande with-whip americanos have perished. But, many people had a sounding board, had lots of laughs, and recieved what little she had, including volumes of useless knowledge administered... opportunely...

And she hopes to have more to show for those 35 years. It's go time.

(27 July...1971)