This is a Croc-Free Zone
And here at the Confidentials we take a "zero tolerance" approach, so please be assured, rules are rules are rules.
They apply to kids and adults. Or adults who end up looking like kids, because they are wearing their kids' shoes.
If you have for some reason, a good reason to wear crocs, you may not share them with your friends. Or even lend them. Or flash them so that others may see.
No you must wear them on your own time and in your own residence where you will not expose others to second-hand croc viewing.
Also, since people are losing limbs in escalators due to crocs, we will start taxing crocs at least 40% per pair. That'll learn you.
They apply to kids and adults. Or adults who end up looking like kids, because they are wearing their kids' shoes.
If you have for some reason, a good reason to wear crocs, you may not share them with your friends. Or even lend them. Or flash them so that others may see.
No you must wear them on your own time and in your own residence where you will not expose others to second-hand croc viewing.
Also, since people are losing limbs in escalators due to crocs, we will start taxing crocs at least 40% per pair. That'll learn you.
posted by Phelony Jones at 7:09 AM
5 Comments:
You know why I think I see adults wearing them? Its a reminder of those cheap ass neon plastic shoes that were so popular with the girls in the 80's, and makes them feel young again, even if they do look stupid.
Bright yellow crocs are hawt.
This is the enforcer of this blog. I hereby ban you for five minutes for uttering. Uttering that word! And it's not Ni
Can I go sit in the penalty box? I think that sounds fun.
ok, i admit (willingly, happily) that i hadnt even HEARD of these things until i read some article about a couple making $10 million off the "cr--"...er..uh..craze (almost slipped PJ)
i thought they were talking about the Hunter..
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