jeudi, octobre 05, 2006

This is a Croc-Free Zone

And here at the Confidentials we take a "zero tolerance" approach, so please be assured, rules are rules are rules.

They apply to kids and adults. Or adults who end up looking like kids, because they are wearing their kids' shoes.

If you have for some reason, a good reason to wear crocs, you may not share them with your friends. Or even lend them. Or flash them so that others may see.

No you must wear them on your own time and in your own residence where you will not expose others to second-hand croc viewing.

Also, since people are losing limbs in escalators due to crocs, we will start taxing crocs at least 40% per pair. That'll learn you.

6 Comments:

Blogger Nick said...

You know why I think I see adults wearing them? Its a reminder of those cheap ass neon plastic shoes that were so popular with the girls in the 80's, and makes them feel young again, even if they do look stupid.

9:53 AM, octobre 05, 2006  
Blogger Scott D. Feldstein said...

I myself felt an urge to get a bright yellow pair. Really. But I resisted.

7:25 PM, octobre 05, 2006  
Blogger sliverthetomcat said...

Bright yellow crocs are hawt.

7:26 PM, octobre 05, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

This is the enforcer of this blog. I hereby ban you for five minutes for uttering. Uttering that word! And it's not Ni

8:28 PM, octobre 05, 2006  
Blogger sliverthetomcat said...

Can I go sit in the penalty box? I think that sounds fun.

11:49 AM, octobre 06, 2006  
Blogger still Unreal... said...

ok, i admit (willingly, happily) that i hadnt even HEARD of these things until i read some article about a couple making $10 million off the "cr--"...er..uh..craze (almost slipped PJ)

i thought they were talking about the Hunter..

1:34 PM, octobre 07, 2006  

Enregistrer un commentaire

Links to this post:

Créer un lien

<< Home