Do NOT Step on One of These
Do NOT step on one of these. Not if it's the middle of the night. Or if the fire alarm is going off, or if you're drunk, or if you can't sleep, can't pay attention, considering ways to reduce your carbon footprint, thinking about rutabaga or the number 42. Don't even do it if you're dashing out of the house in your PJs to get to Starbucks. Especially if your PJs are Inside Pajamas. Because, my friends, if you step on one of these I can guarantee you will have much, much much larger problems.
posted by Phelony Jones at 6:21 AM
12 Comments:
Ouch!
That could ruin your whole day!
Let me add one more:
Even if you are Johnny Knoxville. Do not step on one of these.
OMG...they still make those tomatoes??
Keep in mind: on a rainy day, if the pins are out...they really bounce off the walls nice - without the "explain-to-mom-and-dad" dents on the walls.
Hmm. I haven't bounced anything off the walls in a long time, including myself!
...uh..different types of dents, Phel. ;-)
As Chris Farley said in Tommy Boy, "That'll leave a mark."
Jeez. You could work for the Government, in the Consumer Safety Commission!
I believe those were outlawed by the Geneva Convention on sewing accessories that could kill people Accord of 2004 ;)
How long did it take to get all the pins out?
Speaking of pin cushions I feel the need to get another tattoo.
Sorry, drinking and commenting. **hic**
I'll make sure to write that down.
This whole time I thought it might be entertaining. Huh.
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