samedi, décembre 02, 2006

Do NOT Step on One of These

Do NOT step on one of these. Not if it's the middle of the night. Or if the fire alarm is going off, or if you're drunk, or if you can't sleep, can't pay attention, considering ways to reduce your carbon footprint, thinking about rutabaga or the number 42. Don't even do it if you're dashing out of the house in your PJs to get to Starbucks. Especially if your PJs are Inside Pajamas. Because, my friends, if you step on one of these I can guarantee you will have much, much much larger problems.


Blogger Josh Schröder said...


6:44 AM, décembre 02, 2006  
Blogger Patrick said...

That could ruin your whole day!

9:00 AM, décembre 02, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Let me add one more:

Even if you are Johnny Knoxville. Do not step on one of these.

9:37 AM, décembre 02, 2006  
Blogger still Unreal... said...

OMG...they still make those tomatoes??

Keep in mind: on a rainy day, if the pins are out...they really bounce off the walls nice - without the "explain-to-mom-and-dad" dents on the walls.

10:48 AM, décembre 02, 2006  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

Hmm. I haven't bounced anything off the walls in a long time, including myself!

1:31 PM, décembre 02, 2006  
Blogger still Unreal... said...

...uh..different types of dents, Phel. ;-)

3:59 PM, décembre 02, 2006  
Blogger Peter said...

As Chris Farley said in Tommy Boy, "That'll leave a mark."

8:34 PM, décembre 02, 2006  
Blogger Dad29 said...

Jeez. You could work for the Government, in the Consumer Safety Commission!

7:53 AM, décembre 03, 2006  
Blogger Chris said...

I believe those were outlawed by the Geneva Convention on sewing accessories that could kill people Accord of 2004 ;)

4:11 PM, décembre 04, 2006  
Blogger Aaron said...

How long did it take to get all the pins out?

5:09 PM, décembre 05, 2006  
Blogger sliverthetomcat said...

Speaking of pin cushions I feel the need to get another tattoo.

Sorry, drinking and commenting. **hic**

7:04 PM, décembre 05, 2006  
Blogger Neo-Con Tastic said...

I'll make sure to write that down.

This whole time I thought it might be entertaining. Huh.

8:17 PM, décembre 05, 2006  

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