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...or as Huckleberry Dumbell, Ace Reporter might put it: Stay in your zip code.

Imagine this: the Brookfield-ized McDonald's opens tomorrow. Burgers, Wifi, and VIPs... oh my...

And tonight, they're holding a special little invite-only soiree. Now, let's back up a second. Special invite-only soiree at McDonald's. Yep. You read that all in one petite sophisticated little sentence.

As if you needed any reminder of our good lives in the United States. God, Guns, and plasma-tv-leather-recliner-piped-in-music, McDonalds. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to say God or Guns?