Where are the protectionists?

So I'm wondering about something. Wouldn't the "Wonder Spot" be eligible for some type of natural resource designation? Where's the DNR* on this one??? I mean, Menards' couldn't build because they were too close to whatever it was they were too close to....

For the record, I never got to see it.


*DNR = "The Real Terrorists" h/t to an unnamed relative!