That's Never A Good Hit at 3:30 a.m.

Although, when I got my permanent lump on my head, I was able to sit up by about the same time.
At the time, I posted the very graphic pictures on my old blog, and believe me they were terrible. For whatever reason (stress, alcohol, something or other) I was sleepwalking and ended up knocking my ass out. I distinctly remember seeing white light. So whoever you are, try to keep a bag of frozen peas in your freezer at all times.

Otherwise, you'll find yourself at the gas station at 4:00 a.m. to buy ice. Being lucky that the dimwit behind the bulletproof glass is as dim as he is, because that's all you can handle at the time. Until he says, "maybe it will go down".