vendredi, avril 18, 2008

New Douchebag on the Block

Hooray! Once in a lifetime, you find someone so stuck on themselves and intent on advertising it that they are practically wearing a "Hi, my name is Douchebag" tag... that you are remiss in your human duties if you find it in your heart not to stare...

Via Hot Chicks With Douchebags, I introduce to you a fine specimen.... a true discovery of nature and by nature, I mean biological like tainted beer lines. This my friends, is Tighty Armani:

Tighty Armani makes my ovaries giggle. Even they, in all of their female wisdom, are skeptical of his manhood. I strongly sense a mama who henpicked him. Thank God for New Jersey. God created New Jersey with just the right climate, greasy ecosystem, and environment that it can sustain ALL douchebag-like lifeforms. Not just tighty. Although I am sure he doesn't do well with competition, unless it high fives him. Or does the double point at him. That's extra points, my friends.

Ah..... my work here, is done!

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Blogger Deekaman said...

Pretty confident his "personality" is less than what a woman might wexpect.


10:18 PM, avril 19, 2008  
Blogger Fuzz Martin said...

I go to school with a guy who ONLY wears AX tighties. After a week or so, I asked him, "So, is AX like a fraternity or something? I've never heard of Alpha Chi." Haha... douche.

Turns out he's a great guy - just a tad on the superficial side.

5:54 AM, avril 22, 2008  
Blogger giving it all away. said...

I go to school with this kid. And to everyone's surprise, he's NOT from Jersey, he's from Massachusetts. Also, he's going on 23 with college graduation nowhere in sight.

10:49 PM, décembre 22, 2008  
Blogger Phelony Jones said...

GIAA - You'd be surprised how many hits I get from Amherst, MA on "Tighty Armani" :) In fact, I get them from all over the world. You'll have to tell us if the global ridicule actually follows him in person!

7:10 AM, décembre 23, 2008  

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