New Douchebag on the Block
Hooray! Once in a lifetime, you find someone so stuck on themselves and intent on advertising it that they are practically wearing a "Hi, my name is Douchebag" tag... that you are remiss in your human duties if you find it in your heart not to stare...
Via Hot Chicks With Douchebags, I introduce to you a fine specimen.... a true discovery of nature and by nature, I mean biological like tainted beer lines. This my friends, is Tighty Armani:
Tighty Armani makes my ovaries giggle. Even they, in all of their female wisdom, are skeptical of his manhood. I strongly sense a mama who henpicked him. Thank God for New Jersey. God created New Jersey with just the right climate, greasy ecosystem, and environment that it can sustain ALL douchebag-like lifeforms. Not just tighty. Although I am sure he doesn't do well with competition, unless it high fives him. Or does the double point at him. That's extra points, my friends.
Ah..... my work here, is done!
Via Hot Chicks With Douchebags, I introduce to you a fine specimen.... a true discovery of nature and by nature, I mean biological like tainted beer lines. This my friends, is Tighty Armani:
Tighty Armani makes my ovaries giggle. Even they, in all of their female wisdom, are skeptical of his manhood. I strongly sense a mama who henpicked him. Thank God for New Jersey. God created New Jersey with just the right climate, greasy ecosystem, and environment that it can sustain ALL douchebag-like lifeforms. Not just tighty. Although I am sure he doesn't do well with competition, unless it high fives him. Or does the double point at him. That's extra points, my friends.Ah..... my work here, is done!
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posted by Phelony Jones at 6:56 PM
4 Comments:
Pretty confident his "personality" is less than what a woman might wexpect.
;-)
I go to school with a guy who ONLY wears AX tighties. After a week or so, I asked him, "So, is AX like a fraternity or something? I've never heard of Alpha Chi." Haha... douche.
Turns out he's a great guy - just a tad on the superficial side.
I go to school with this kid. And to everyone's surprise, he's NOT from Jersey, he's from Massachusetts. Also, he's going on 23 with college graduation nowhere in sight.
GIAA - You'd be surprised how many hits I get from Amherst, MA on "Tighty Armani" :) In fact, I get them from all over the world. You'll have to tell us if the global ridicule actually follows him in person!
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