Overheard at Target

Two gentlemen in their early 20s as they walk past the fitness nutrition display....

"Dude, that protein stuff is rank"

Yes, yes sir, it is!


(Just some advice for anyone considering a protein supplement: whey products will turn you an olfactory terrorist. If you love your loved ones and you have any self-respect, pass on the whey. If you don't believe me, try some. Just do it on a weekend.)