Why I Love New York

What other city could inspire a site like "Overheard in New York"?

Crazy man: I just decided to become a decimal point.

Large black woman on cell: Of course I'm loud, I'm fat!

Bus driver, on loudspeaker: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the best service we can provide at this moment. For any complaints please call the MTA [Pause.] And let me tell you this now... They won't do anything.

Homeless man to barking dog: You can yell at me all you want! It don't change a thing! I can hold shit and you can't cause you don't got thumbs, bitch!