Best. Excuse. Evarrr...
Brother #1: Hey ah, need some help with something. Whatr'e you doing in the next 20 minutes?
Me: Dude, I'd like to help, but I'm drunk.
Brother #1: Where are you at?
Me: The Nomad
Brother #1: Where's that at?
Me: Brady street. And I'm drunk
Brother #1: Why are you drunk?
Me: It's my birthday, it's my God given right to be drunk
Brother #1: So ah, I guess you can't help me get my beerstein from Germanfest.
Me: Dude, it's my birthday and I'm drunk!
So um, why did it take all these years for me to realize that's the best excuse in the world?