Best. Excuse. Evarrr...
Ring ring.... ring ring....
Me: Hello?
Brother #1: Hey ah, need some help with something. Whatr'e you doing in the next 20 minutes?
Me: Dude, I'd like to help, but I'm drunk.
Brother #1: Where are you at?
Me: The Nomad
Brother #1: Where's that at?
Me: Brady street. And I'm drunk
Brother #1: Why are you drunk?
Me: It's my birthday, it's my God given right to be drunk
Brother #1: So ah, I guess you can't help me get my beerstein from Germanfest.
Me: Dude, it's my birthday and I'm drunk!
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So um, why did it take all these years for me to realize that's the best excuse in the world?
Me: Hello?
Brother #1: Hey ah, need some help with something. Whatr'e you doing in the next 20 minutes?
Me: Dude, I'd like to help, but I'm drunk.
Brother #1: Where are you at?
Me: The Nomad
Brother #1: Where's that at?
Me: Brady street. And I'm drunk
Brother #1: Why are you drunk?
Me: It's my birthday, it's my God given right to be drunk
Brother #1: So ah, I guess you can't help me get my beerstein from Germanfest.
Me: Dude, it's my birthday and I'm drunk!
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So um, why did it take all these years for me to realize that's the best excuse in the world?
posted by Phelony Jones at 9:05 PM
3 Comments:
Happy Birthday!
(So would that excuse work the other 364 days of the year?)
Thanks Wendy!
I'll bet I could pull it off deadpan when I'm sober. Let me give that a try, and report back !! ;)
Happy Birthday!
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