Mosquitoes

I would say this is right on, especially after experiencing a mosquito ambush this past weekend. Courtesy of V'ron:

The mosquitoes. I know there isn't a verb in this previous sentence fragment, but no verb is necessary. These are not your regular mosquitoes. These are post-apolyptic, super-turbo-chraged, radiocative, Sam's-club-volume mosquitoes. Bug repellent does no good: these bastards drink DEET for breakfast and wash it down with a human blood chaser.

Too bad the bastards aren't afraid of the 12 gauge.