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So I have. And the results are in :) This is a very positive change in my life.
Confessions of a Pinup Girl and Other Chatter
Libellés : funny bunny
Do your part and give back to the community for now and for the future. Sign the petition to end the death tax once and for all:
Madison - (where else could it be) Two parts of a possible deficit-repair package - a tax on hospitals and continuing to collect the estate tax that officially ended on Jan. 1 - were suggested by Democratic leaders Thursday.
Libellés : douchebags
I sent this to a friend of mine who really should have his own talk show or at least a blog. I totally miss working for him. Here's why:
Middle school issues ban on intentional flatulence
CAMDEN (Feb 1): The Merriam Webster Dictionary definition for flatulence is brief: "flatus expelled through the anus." And while it's a natural bodily function, it seems some Camden-Rockport Middle School eighth-grade boys are taking it to new heights and making a game of seeing who can expel the loudest and grossest flatus.
According to this week's Fire Cracker school newsletter though, the joke's on the boys as the penalty for "intentional farting" is now a detention.
"The obvious defense here is "unintentional" flatulence. The only way to affirmatively prove intentional from unintentional is the absence of an "announcement" that typically proceeds intentional flatulence, so the kids could keep up their game, and feign "mistake."
That said, they can always substitute burping, knuckle cracking and shoulder punches for farting.
Don't school administrators have something important to do..., Like EDUCATE the kids?!?!
Instead of "No child left behind," is it now, "No child's behind left behind?"
SAN FRANCISCO (KCBS) -- Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee was heckled by protestors during a speech in San Francisco Thursday.
Members of the anti-war group Code Pink shouted down the former Arkansas governor during an address before the Commonwealth Club. They were eventually hustled out of the Fairmont Hotel ballroom, but the affable, engaging Huckabee took note of the disruption.
"The beauty of America is that a person can come and even make a disruption, and you know what, that person is not going to be taken out and shot."