So It Isn't Just Me

Tim Cuprisin gives a little unneeded but rather accurate airtime to the Victoria Beckham show, which debuted this past Monday night. The basic gist of Cuprisin's article, which reflects my own sentiments, is as follows:

Who frickin cares?

I'll admit, this blather was playing on my TV. I just left it on as I went about more important things like yanking the gobs and gobs of hair I seem to be losing, out of my bathtub drain. It was much more mentally challenging.

But from time to time I heard all kinds of enlightening gems from Ms. Beckham, such as:

"I can't be seen being happy. Especially in a photograph"

"these or these? these or these? these or these?"

There is no hope for this woman, period. Think about those two statements. She can have anything she wants - or both - and she can't be seen being happy.

There are times when I would like to return to the old methods of immigration, where certain diseases and defects were filtered out. Although nowadays, I'd add megalomania to the list.

Is it a gaffe, or is the media being culturally insensitive?

So Bush called the Pope "Sir"

Being a Christian man, I don't think Bush meant any disrespect.

Being from west Texas and generally the south, the use of "Sir" is a greeting of respect. I know I use it often, specifically as an expression of respect.


Dear media,

Settle down, Beavis.

Regards,

Phel

What're the Chances?

That I'd get two unique Courtney Gerrish hits in a row? From different parts of the country????

Can we make a drinking game out of this, or something?

Whatta clod. It's good to be Gerrish

If I Can't Go, Nobody Can

Michael Moore is a #1, Grade A, Genuine Article Asshole.

I am so envious that the rules don't apply to him. Some of us have had "Cuba" stickers on our cars for years - our own little conservative pink ribbon for those oppressed by communist dictators. Some of us have wanted to go there for a long time for the love of the country and culture. Not to spite our own country, of course.

Guess who else would really like to go to Cuba - people who have left family behind. Guess who would like to travel OUT of Cuba? A lot more people - especially those who have sacrificed greatly to give family members a better life in America. I'm sure they'd love to be reunited instead of flipping the bird to the country that was able to provide those family members with a better life.

Get in line you stinky f***.

Better yet, why don't you get in line for the shower.

Better yet, go to Cuba or some other communist dictatorship and stay there. See how long they tolerate you. Better them than us.

Courtney Gerrish's Gaffe Must Be Infamous

Because I get hits for her every single day, from all over the country.

Guess it's a small world, after all. Nobody's mistakes or self-serving, me-first-isms can hide forever anymore.